Post by Sheng on Jan 24, 2024 22:56:44 GMT
<System Rebooting>
HYDRA VER2.1 RECOVERED
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>System Rebooted.
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>Execute: Y
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>Connecting to server [cit-main1]...
>Connection approved
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>N1 has connected.
>S-G1 has connected.
>CC-M has connected.
>GC-SAR has connected
>Welcome to [cit-main1]!
N1: WHat the fuckity fucking fuck have you retards been doing I've been getting reports up my ass about how the entire country is on fucking fire? explain?
GC-SAR: ICA invaded while you're up plug-and-playing with Trin and Sata and they're backing the AFC.
S-G1: And PCC and CTF pulled out of Unmar and Avarian, cutting our elem in QA off from logi and leading to a CONA encirclement.
CC-M: I am out of words.
N1: HOLY SHIT you realise who our fucking leader is right? Oh my daaaaaays, fuck blowing a gasket Sata's gonna blow his entire processor. HOW did you fuck this up THIS BAD?!?!?!?
GC-SAR: Call me a traitor but the EPA fucking sucks whadda ya want me to do? Pull an entire functioning military out of my ass ??
S-G1: Unprofessionalism aside, Sar is correct. The Agency has been getting absolutely vaporised by the ICA and AFC, they're making serious ground in rapid time.
GC-SAR: I'm pulling the EPA back to the MS bcuz the entire ACF is fucked. No point losing more men for it we're getting dogpiled by the ICA as is. Retreating'll buy us some time to restock and shiz.
N1: This- I am out of words.
S-G1: Ok. Pulling back to the MS isn't actually a bad play, we can do mass training and re-kit what we have. I have some contacts I can fish up some more equipment from, it's 2AW shit but...
N1: Fuck it, we're already using Capitol shit on Hibernia and Kvet, might as well buy it while it's still bulk and cheap and issue it out. Shitty tanks are better than no tanks.
N1: Also- Why did I have 30 missed calls from the FPC contact?
GC-SAR?: Oh- ough... Uhm...
S-G1: Alright, so... Nova Alteris kind of got... axed...
N1: The fuck you mean axed.
GC-SAR: Wellllllllllllll, ICA and AFC kind of did a joint raid and nabbed their entire board then forced them to disband live...
N1: ...
>N1 has disconnected
CC-M: HOW- HOW did you let TERRORISTS essentially kill the ONE CORPO still loyal to us...
GC-SAR: No one knew it has happening till it was being streamed live.
CC-M: I honestly can't tell if this is still a real country or if it's just one big fucking joke.
CC-M: The military is useless, our corpos are fucking off to have one big circlejerk in a crime-ridden shithole, our territory is being gobbled up by natives like a fucking all-you-can-eat and I'm talking to the main pillars of govt... through texting...
GC-SAR: ...That's what makes us the best..?
>CC-M has disconnected
S-G1: That went well.
GC-SAR:
GC-SAR: Stfu and get your ass over to Mantle. I'm not doing all this logi shit by myself.
S-G1: You never do anything logi. Hell I don't think the EPA even still has honestly working logi. Everything's just fucked. We're literally piggy-backing off of the Citadel's chat server for secure comms because Nightingale literally exploded.
S-G1: What about this situation says "Functioning Government."
GC-SAR: I mean... fair?
GC-SAR: Regardless, You, Mantle, Yesterday.
>GC-SAR has disconnected
>S-G1 has disconnected
HYDRA VER2.1 RECOVERED
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>System Rebooted.
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>Execute: Y
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>Connecting to server [cit-main1]...
>Connection approved
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>N1 has connected.
>S-G1 has connected.
>CC-M has connected.
>GC-SAR has connected
>Welcome to [cit-main1]!
N1: WHat the fuckity fucking fuck have you retards been doing I've been getting reports up my ass about how the entire country is on fucking fire? explain?
GC-SAR: ICA invaded while you're up plug-and-playing with Trin and Sata and they're backing the AFC.
S-G1: And PCC and CTF pulled out of Unmar and Avarian, cutting our elem in QA off from logi and leading to a CONA encirclement.
CC-M: I am out of words.
N1: HOLY SHIT you realise who our fucking leader is right? Oh my daaaaaays, fuck blowing a gasket Sata's gonna blow his entire processor. HOW did you fuck this up THIS BAD?!?!?!?
GC-SAR: Call me a traitor but the EPA fucking sucks whadda ya want me to do? Pull an entire functioning military out of my ass ??
S-G1: Unprofessionalism aside, Sar is correct. The Agency has been getting absolutely vaporised by the ICA and AFC, they're making serious ground in rapid time.
GC-SAR: I'm pulling the EPA back to the MS bcuz the entire ACF is fucked. No point losing more men for it we're getting dogpiled by the ICA as is. Retreating'll buy us some time to restock and shiz.
N1: This- I am out of words.
S-G1: Ok. Pulling back to the MS isn't actually a bad play, we can do mass training and re-kit what we have. I have some contacts I can fish up some more equipment from, it's 2AW shit but...
N1: Fuck it, we're already using Capitol shit on Hibernia and Kvet, might as well buy it while it's still bulk and cheap and issue it out. Shitty tanks are better than no tanks.
N1: Also- Why did I have 30 missed calls from the FPC contact?
GC-SAR?: Oh- ough... Uhm...
S-G1: Alright, so... Nova Alteris kind of got... axed...
N1: The fuck you mean axed.
GC-SAR: Wellllllllllllll, ICA and AFC kind of did a joint raid and nabbed their entire board then forced them to disband live...
N1: ...
>N1 has disconnected
CC-M: HOW- HOW did you let TERRORISTS essentially kill the ONE CORPO still loyal to us...
GC-SAR: No one knew it has happening till it was being streamed live.
CC-M: I honestly can't tell if this is still a real country or if it's just one big fucking joke.
CC-M: The military is useless, our corpos are fucking off to have one big circlejerk in a crime-ridden shithole, our territory is being gobbled up by natives like a fucking all-you-can-eat and I'm talking to the main pillars of govt... through texting...
GC-SAR: ...That's what makes us the best..?
>CC-M has disconnected
S-G1: That went well.
GC-SAR:
GC-SAR: Stfu and get your ass over to Mantle. I'm not doing all this logi shit by myself.
S-G1: You never do anything logi. Hell I don't think the EPA even still has honestly working logi. Everything's just fucked. We're literally piggy-backing off of the Citadel's chat server for secure comms because Nightingale literally exploded.
S-G1: What about this situation says "Functioning Government."
GC-SAR: I mean... fair?
GC-SAR: Regardless, You, Mantle, Yesterday.
>GC-SAR has disconnected
>S-G1 has disconnected